.....The Lemon LadySally Mullihan of Coral Springs

.....The Lemon Lady 
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. 

She applyied for a job in a Florida lemon grove but seemed far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. 

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" 
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! 
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."