As fun as it would be to verbally spar with you, I

As fun as it would be to verbally spar with you, I'll take a rain check. Not that I'm entirely spurning your advances, but maybe I'll take advantage of that entertainment some other time.

Yes, I understand your penny stock also is the real deal, created with the inventiveness of Edison and destined to be the next Microsoft. Yes, I understand that the delays are also only because your company is making their product and/or technology even more revolutionary.