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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: "How is the singing career going?" 

Stevie Wonder says: "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how's the golf." 

Woods replies: "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I am still making a bit of money. I have had some problems with my swing but I think I have got that right now." 

Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be alright." 

Tiger says: "You play golf!" 

Stevie Wonder says: "Yes, I have been playing for years." 

And Woods says: "But I thought you were blind, how can you play golf if you are blind?" 

He replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands. The caddy moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." 

"But how do you putt", says Woods? 

"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Woods says: "What is your handicap." Stevie says "Well I play off scratch." 

Woods is incredulous and he says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime." 

Wonder replies: "Well people don't take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole." 

Woods thinks about it and says "OK, I'm up for that-when would you like to play?" 

"I don't care-any night next week is ok with me." Wonder replies