An old Irishman was asked, "At your ripe old age,
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An old Irishman was asked,
"At your ripe old age, which would you prefer to get
Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"
The Irishman replied, "Bejesus, definitely Parkinsons!
Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget
where you keep the bottle!"