OK, I have an update on the financials. Margrit was working on them yesterday when she spilled the white out, it was her last bottle. She drove to a local office supply store to buy another bottle but the CA traffic was brutal so she stopped for a drink. While she was at the bar, she realized that they didn't serve Marani so she went and got a case out of her trunk. That is when the party really got started. She then ran into Charlie Sheen who invited her out for more drinks and well, the 10Q never quite got finished.
Of course, this is total BS but what else do you expect on the internet? Also, although the "facts" are presumed to be totally fabricated, who knows, it could be true!