HAHAHAHAH this is priceless from ErJ $BCAP

HAHAHAHAH this is priceless from ErJ


$BCAP


I can picture the courtroom drama now…….
Lawyer: Your Honor, I would like to present my evidence of fraud against Matt Dwyer and his scam company, Baron Capital Enterprise, Inc.
Judge: Let’s see it.
Lawyer: If it pleases the court, allow me to show you this email from the CEO, Matt Dwyer, in response to my client’s comment “My sympathy goes out to you.” Mr. Dwyer thusly replies “I will take whatever you are willing to give.” As you can clearly see, Your Honor, Mr. Dwyer is admitting his company is a scam!
Judge: Run that by me again?
Lawyer: Certainly, Your Honor. You see, my client was suspicious of Mr. Dwyer in his capacity as the CEO of Baron, and my client is afraid that the company is diluting shares to line Mr. Dwyer’s pocket for personal gain, and ..
Judge: Hold it a second. The company diluted shares?
Lawyer: Oh, most certainly. It’s clear from the filings on Sunbiz.org.
Judge: And you can prove that the money from the issued shares went to the CEO for personal gain?
Lawyer: Yes, it’s in the email.
Judge: The one where Dwyer says “I’ll take whatever you are willing to give?”
Lawyer: Yes, that’s the one.
Judge: This, to you, if proof of fraud? What do the financials say?
Lawyer: According to the financial statements of 12/31/2011, Mr. Dwyer was paid a salary of over $400,000!
Judge: Let me see those financial statements, please. it says here that the CEO exchanged $1,000,000 of salary for preferred shares in the company, having actually received no cash in salary.
Lawyer: But your honor, the email clearly suggests fraud!
Judge: Right. The email. The financial statements also show that the company has been successful in getting their Transfer Agency approved by FINRA and the SEC, and installed software for this branch of the business, which appear to be part of the company’s business plan . I’m going to go out on a limb here are say that those developments did not occur without payment to 3rd parties. I’m just wondering if the money raised in issuing shares went to that…….
Lawyer: Your Honor, a REAL company might do those things, you know, issuing shares to raise money to grow the business, but Mr. Dwyer’s email to my client clearly suggests fraud! Dwyer told my client “I will take whatever you are willing to give.” My client accused Dwyer of fraud, and Dwyer indirectly admitted it by saying that!
Judge: Didn’t your client say he was giving Dwyer sympathy?
Lawyer: Yes, but don’t you see how Dwyer admitted “I will take WHATEVER you are willing to give!” He clearly inadvertently indirectly suggested he is up to no good!
Judge: Counsel, please approach the bench.
Lawyer: Yes, your honor?
Judge: Out of curiosity, did you take this case contingent upon securing a favorable verdict for your client?
Lawyer: Why, yes I did, your honor. How did you know?
Judge: Wild guess. You may return to your client.
Lawyer: Now, back to the email….
Judge: Counsel, do you have any other proof besides this email that Baron Capital is committing fraud?
Lawyer: Well, um, the share price is a clear indication that something is not right.
Judge: No it’s not. Have you ever heard of Overstock.com?
Lawyer: No, your honor, I have not.
Judge: Look it up. For now, if there is no more evidence, case dismissed. BANG!
Lawyer: But, but, your Honor! I have an email that clearly inadvertently indirectly suggests fraud……..