Do not take offence--they are jokes:> > A fat
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Posted On: 12/16/2014 5:01:09 PM
Do not take offence--they are jokes:> >
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the
> > wait'.
> > I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.
> >
> >
> >I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.
> > When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope,
> > you're still black'.
> >
> >
> > Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
> > But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich
> > works best!
> >
> >
> > Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is
> > now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
> >
> >
> > I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an
> > unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself. I'm going to take
> > that.'
> >
> >
> > I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
> > Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
> >
> >
> > I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
> > but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake.
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the
> > wait'.
> > I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.
> >
> >
> >I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.
> > When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope,
> > you're still black'.
> >
> >
> > Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
> > But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich
> > works best!
> >
> >
> > Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is
> > now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
> >
> >
> > I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an
> > unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself. I'm going to take
> > that.'
> >
> >
> > I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
> > Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
> >
> >
> > I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
> > but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake.
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