I have been window shopping for over a year now on
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Posted On: 12/07/2014 11:14:21 AM
I have been window shopping for over a year now on what the heck I was going to get when DUTV put money in my account, Sure you hear people say I’m getting a Gulf stream jet or a Lamborghini that’s great but my account wont be as large.
The other day I was coming home from work going about 55 miles per hour and all of a sudden I hear a train coming at me, the horn was screaming get the *ell out of the way or get ran over. Scared the beJueses out me.
I speed up no I slowed down I think I stopped, I cant really remember it was so terrifying i was shizzing so much in my depends they over flowed . Anyway I was scared to death to say the least, I was left thinking I needed a larger size of depends too I was over flowing lets just say that.................
I looked around over my shoulder to the left and right and know where did I see a train or train tracks or a train intersection or a flippin train station. What the heck was going on, was I losing it I said. I was sweeting profusely and trying to control the over flow in my depends all while trying to get out of the way of this train..........What train I said. Again !!
Turns out it was a 250 extended cab Texas Edition Ford Truck with a friggin train horn behind me going 56 miles an hour.................................Say What !! REALLY !!
Then it hit me !! That’s what I’m buying and having installed in my Chevy Sonic a monster train air horn and larger depends that says it all, !!“BEEP BEEP”!! get the * ell out of the way or get ran over...excuse me, excuse me coming through pardon me sorry about that, move it or loose it................................LMAO.
A very small car with a flippin Giant Train horn............THAT'S WHAT I’M GETTING WITH MY GAINS .
The other day I was coming home from work going about 55 miles per hour and all of a sudden I hear a train coming at me, the horn was screaming get the *ell out of the way or get ran over. Scared the beJueses out me.
I speed up no I slowed down I think I stopped, I cant really remember it was so terrifying i was shizzing so much in my depends they over flowed . Anyway I was scared to death to say the least, I was left thinking I needed a larger size of depends too I was over flowing lets just say that.................
I looked around over my shoulder to the left and right and know where did I see a train or train tracks or a train intersection or a flippin train station. What the heck was going on, was I losing it I said. I was sweeting profusely and trying to control the over flow in my depends all while trying to get out of the way of this train..........What train I said. Again !!
Turns out it was a 250 extended cab Texas Edition Ford Truck with a friggin train horn behind me going 56 miles an hour.................................Say What !! REALLY !!
Then it hit me !! That’s what I’m buying and having installed in my Chevy Sonic a monster train air horn and larger depends that says it all, !!“BEEP BEEP”!! get the * ell out of the way or get ran over...excuse me, excuse me coming through pardon me sorry about that, move it or loose it................................LMAO.
A very small car with a flippin Giant Train horn............THAT'S WHAT I’M GETTING WITH MY GAINS .
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