You would think that if these troll morons were as

You would think that if these troll morons were as good at picking and trading stocks as they think they are, they would all be so stinking rich they wouldn't have to be posting 24/7 on stock message boards trying to squeeze a couple of pennies out of a trade.

I guess maybe they are not quite as good as they think they are. Even their mama's would prefer they find a job and maybe a girlfriend and get the hell out of her basement and do something with their lives instead of pretending to be superheroes saving investors from themselves.