There was this couple who had been married for 50
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Posted On: 11/16/2014 5:32:22 PM
There was this couple who had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one
morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just
think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here
naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we
get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat
down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty
years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one
morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just
think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here
naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we
get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat
down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty
years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
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