In response to Turner's incessant rants about how
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There once was a fisherman who hired a man to bait his hook for him. The man baited the hook as instructed but then put on his diving gear and switched the bait under the surface. When the fisherman discovered this he parted ways with the man and began to bait his own hooks. The diver, intent on tormenting the fisherman, continued diving wherever the fisherman dropped his line and scattered the fish. The diver then came back to the pub and declared how lousy the fisherman was at catching fish and how it was only the fisherman who was responsible for his own demise.
On a positive note, one day the diver ran out of air. The end.