A little elderly lady
was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind
her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did
you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf
course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me
off. Kills the flowers, you know......
Then I thought, why
not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the
knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some
guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and
say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind
her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did
you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf
course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me
off. Kills the flowers, you know......
Then I thought, why
not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the
knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some
guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and
say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
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Here is the best word that describes what i do here.
Intuitive;
means having the ability to understand or know something without any direct evidence or reasoning process.
I was born with it, I'm truly blessed!
Alway's searching for winners'
NASDAQ DIP and RIP
Here is the best word that describes what i do here.
Intuitive;
means having the ability to understand or know something without any direct evidence or reasoning process.
I was born with it, I'm truly blessed!
Alway's searching for winners'
