Anyone know where we can get an honest lawyer ??

Anyone know where we can get an honest lawyer ??

Reading that question caused me to collapse into seizures of raucous laughter, which resulted in great personal inconvenience and potentially serious probabilistic latent injuries.

Perhaps I will be able to enlist the assistance of an attorney of questionable ethics to file suit against my internet service provider, they having been instrumental in conveying the aforementioned statement which has caused me such serious repercussions.

Then, the costs of defending such a specious action, having eaten into the quarterly profits of the ISP, will cause a reduction of share price of that same ISP. We could then retain the services of one or more additional "honest" and upstanding law firms to file suits against the ISP for their malfeasance which resulted in the reduction of its share price.

We could then retain yet more lawyers to file suit against the original lawyers for filing a suit which caused the drop in share price in the first place.

"Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em. And little fleas have lesser fleas, so on ad infinitum"