He bought a DeLorean from his form 144 sales. Sam has been
He bought a DeLorean from his form 144 sales. Sam has been working on perfecting the flux capacitor. He was in Jordan a month ago to secure the plutonium from the Libyans, which he paid off yesterday from the full $20M of private money.
He then set the DeLorean to travel back to August 22, 2014. In doing so, Bill was able to meet with all pols at the same time. He had to dress exactly the same to avoid suspicion. Stuck back in the year 2014, without any additional plutonium and unable to secure more because Barry decided to off Gaddafi, Bill needed some help. In fact, he needed 1.21 gigawatts of help.
With the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts being a bolt of lightening! Yes, I said it. A bolt of lightening! Bill then called the owner of the Motel Six in BFE, New Mexico for help. He knew this lad could assist.
After a brief chant and hate filled rant towards bashers, the motel owner generated enough hot air to stir the atmosphere and create a convective front. Bill then accelerated the DeLorean to exactly 88 miles per hour just in time that the motel owners hot air turned lightening storm struck the vehicle propelling Bill back to today.
And that ladies and gentleman is why his clothing is exactly the same. Please note, if it wasn't for the motel owner turned FITX warrior, Bill would presumably still be stuck way back in August.
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