A young priest is taking his first confession.
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Posted On: 10/01/2014 10:48:41 AM
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A young priest is taking his first confession.
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," says a young woman. "It's a year since my last confession. I have had impure thoughts and oral sex with an encyclopedia salesman."
The priest doesn't know what to do. He leans out of the confession box and whispers over to the choir who are in church for a practice. "Pssst! Lads! What does Father Doherty give for a blow job?"
Little Liam pipes up: "A Mars Bar and a packet of crisps."
"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," says a young woman. "It's a year since my last confession. I have had impure thoughts and oral sex with an encyclopedia salesman."
The priest doesn't know what to do. He leans out of the confession box and whispers over to the choir who are in church for a practice. "Pssst! Lads! What does Father Doherty give for a blow job?"
Little Liam pipes up: "A Mars Bar and a packet of crisps."
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