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***Difference between potentially realistically*

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Posted On: 12/04/2012 2:07:17 PM
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***Difference between potentially & realistically*** 

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' 

..The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your 
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.. 
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' 

..So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep 
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 

..The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use 
that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a 
great University!' 

..The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep 
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 

..The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would 
sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' 

..The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep 
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 

..'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a 
million bucks would buy?' 

..The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went 
back to his dad. 

..His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference 
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' 

..The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on 
three million dollars ……… 

....But 'realistically', we're 
living with two hookers and a queer.’ 



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