A woman was being tailgated by a stressed out man
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Posted On: 09/15/2014 10:59:07 PM
A woman was being tailgated by a stressed out man on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of her. She did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though she could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating man was furious and honked his horn, screaming in
frustration as he missed his chance to get through the intersection,dropping his cell phone and doughnut.
As he was still in mid-rant, he heard a tap on his window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered him to exit his car with his hands up. He took him to the police station where he was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. He was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with his personal effects.
He said, Im very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the girl in front of you, and cursing a blue streak at her. I noticed the What Would Jesus Do
Bumper sticker, the Choose Life License plate holder, the Follow Me to Sunday School bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.
Priceless.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of her. She did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though she could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating man was furious and honked his horn, screaming in
frustration as he missed his chance to get through the intersection,dropping his cell phone and doughnut.
As he was still in mid-rant, he heard a tap on his window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered him to exit his car with his hands up. He took him to the police station where he was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. He was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with his personal effects.
He said, Im very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the girl in front of you, and cursing a blue streak at her. I noticed the What Would Jesus Do
Bumper sticker, the Choose Life License plate holder, the Follow Me to Sunday School bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.
Priceless.
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