A blonde comes into an emergency room with a gun s

A blonde comes into an emergency room with a gun shot wound to her left index finger. 
The Doctor asks; "What happened?" 
Blonde; " I was trying to commit suicide." 
Doctor; "By shooting yourself in the finger!" 
Blonde, "No silly. I was going to shoot myself in the heart but I thought, I spent $5000 on these boobs and I didn't want to mess them up. So, I put the gun in my mouth but then I though, I spent $2000 on these teeth and I didn't want to mess them up either. So, then I put the gun in my right ear and was ready to pull the trigger when I thought, This is gonna be loud. So I put my left finger in my other ear..."