Hee hee hee  You may have heard that Hostess Bak

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You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. 

But you may not have heard how it was split up. 

After the Government bankruptcy takeover the State Department hired all the Twinkies, 

the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, 

the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes 

and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.