Here you go... Dear Friends: My wife just told me

Here you go... Dear Friends: My wife just told me a lawyer named Jeff Benz (from SKTO?) just called her and threatened us with a lawsuit he said could land me in jail for years. It was two of my comments that concerned him the most. One was that I said nobody in the Dream Team group knew anything about science. Got me there. I'm sure they read a Scientific American or two at the barber shop sometime in their past. He said I could not prove they didn't know anything about science and that was their basis for wanting to have me incarcerated. The second thing that really pissed him off was me saying that I had never seen or taken a Dharmanol pill and could not prove that I didn't. Let me say this as clearly as I can. I'm not saying Dharmanol doesn't exist (I hope it does). I've just never seen any or taken any ever. Period. I'm sorry, I'm not programmed to lie or hide under rocks. Stop harassing an old man. Mr. Benz, leave me and my family alone. Haven't you guys screwed up my life enough already? By the way, I am not afraid of you. Why don't you just go on your way in your fight against cancer and suffering. You have my blessing for that.