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Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously 
You are going to die anyway, so live life 

Medical Term Redneck Definition 
Artery - The study of paintings 
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria 
Barium - What doctors do when patients die 
Benign - What you be, after you be eight 
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome 
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty 
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her 
Colic - A sheep dog 
Coma - A punctuation mark 
Dilate - To live long 
Enema - Not a friend 
Fester - Quicker than someone else 
Fibula - A small lie 
Impotent - Distinguished, well known 
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work 
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane 
Morbid - A higher offer 
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, 
Normally more money than Days 
Node - I knew it 
Outpatient - A person who has fainted 
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis 
Post Operative - A letter carrier 
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery 
Rectum - Nearly killed him 
Secretion - Hiding something 
Seizure - Roman Emperor 
Tablet - A small table 
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport 
Tumor - One plus one more 
Urine - Opposite of you're out 

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