I've been wondering who the dickbagger was for awh

I've been wondering who the dickbagger was for awhile and come to find out its this dickbagger who's been hiding like a wolf in sheep's clothing all this time. I'm shocked and appalled that even a dickbagger would stoop to such levels of dickbaggery.

I suppose it shouldn't surprise me though, dickbaggers think they're pretty tough on the internet and act like they have a license to dickbag wherever they go... HEY DICKBAGGER I BET YOUVE BEEN LOOKING AT DICKS ALL DAY!