The phone rang. It was a sales rep from a mortgage
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The phone rang. It was a sales rep from a mortgage
refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage
on your home?"
"No," I replied.
"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?"
"I really don't have any," I said.
"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he
tried.
"I don't need any. I just recently had some done and
paid cash," I parried.
There was a brief silence, and then she asked, "Are you
looking for a wife?"