A beautiful fairy appeared one day  To a destitut

A beautiful fairy appeared one day 
To a destitute Mexican refugee Outside an Arizona immigration Office. 
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've Been sent here by President 
Obama And told to grant you three Wishes, since you just arrived 
in The United States with your wife 
And eight children." 
The man told the fairy, "Well, Where I come from we do not have 
Good teeth, so I want new teeth, Maybe a lot of gold in them." 
The fairy looked at the man's Almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- 
he had a brand new shining Set of gold teeth in his mouth! 
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two More to go." 
The refugee claimant now got Bolder. "I need a big house with a three-car 
garage in Annapolis on The water with eight bedrooms for My family and the rest of my 
Relatives who still live in my Country.. I want to bring them All over 
here" --- and -- PING !-- In the distance there could be Seen a beautiful 
mansiom with a Three-car garage, a long driveway, And a walkout patio 
with a BBQ in An upscale neighborhood 
Overlooking the bay. 
"One more wish," said the fairy, Waving her wand. 
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be Like an American with American 
Clothes instead of these torn Clothes, and a baseball cap Instead of 
this sombrero. And I Want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- 
PING ! -- The Man was transformed - wearing 
Worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball Cap. 
He had his bad teeth And the mansion had disappeared From the horizon. 
"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed. "Where is my new House?" 
The fairy said: 
"Tough shit, Amigo, now that you Are a white American, you have to 
Fend for yourself."