Tolerance Interpretation...... Higgs McDonal

Tolerance Interpretation......


Higgs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking
in Ontario, says. "I am truly perplexed that so many of
my friends are against another mosque being built in
Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian
to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened
next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance
from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs,
which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other
a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door
should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant,
called " Iraq of Ribs.

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins
in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the
lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy
shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon
lights, and on the other side a liquor store called
"Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the
tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue
would not be a problem for others. Yes, we should
promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on.

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is
either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and
time to put your camel to bed!