I agree and here's a laugh ! A teacher gave he

I agree and here's a laugh !

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their

parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next

day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying

hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the

front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." "And what's the moral of the story? "asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers,

too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one

time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral

to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Lucy.

Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am! My daddy

old me this story about my Aunt Hazel. She was a flight engineer during

Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory,

and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So.

she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with

the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare

hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, what kind of moral

did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't fu** with Aunt Hazel when she's been drinking!"

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