I actually turned 50 on 7/12. All of that stuff

I actually turned 50 on 7/12.

All of that stuff occurs only in my head (I always thought Hugh Hefner got it right).

And.......I am really quite boring, as I realized about a week ago when I was by myself making croaking noises with a bullfrog down by the pond.........and the bullfrog grew tired of the game before I did!

But of course, if it wasn't for my better half, I certainly would be heading down that crazy road to decadence and dying a miserably happy old man at a way too young age..................