Here is exactly what happened Fitz, as seen from a

Here is exactly what happened Fitz, as seen from an independent who is able to accurately decipher both sides of the BS of the aisle.......

The smart republicans shorted the market at the opening because they new that the next four years will be even chittier than the previous four years when it comes to the number of takers that oblahblah will put on the rolls of food stamps which is currently at 47 mil. The stupid democrats, thinking that their Great Deceiver can fix things while golfing and fund raising only without leading, bought all those shares on the opening which the smart republicans shorted to them.

Then when the market began to recover at minus 300, the stupid dems pissed their pants and sold to the smart republicans who were buying while covering their shorts. When the market recovered to just under minus 250, the republicans sold those shares they just bought and then began shorting again. The shorted shares at minus 250 were bought by the stupid dems, who then road them down to today's market close of minus 312.95.

It will be interesting to see if the smart republicans make more bank on their shorts tomorrow. If they do, then there will be TONS more in taxes to be paid so that the stupid dems in office can spread the wealth to ensure that they'll buy an even larger voting block next time around by paying even more deadbeats to sit on the asses!!

Oh Man! Sometimes I crack me up! LMAO!!  Weeeeeeeer!!