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There's this couple and they've been dating for 

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Posted On: 11/05/2012 3:46:23 PM
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Posted By: acc724

There's this couple and they've been dating for 
quite some time. He wants her really bad, but 
she won't sleep with him because she's saving 
herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and 
doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, 
and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel." 

She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage." 

They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, 
I promise, that's all, just one feel." 

She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's 
all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage." 

So he puts his hand down her panties and takes 
a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and 
he asks, "Can't we please?" 

She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for 
marriage." 

He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, 
absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage." 

He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the 
tip in?" 

She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage." 

He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the 
tip, no more,and we'll stop after that." She finally 
gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and 
that's all." 

He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts 
the tip in... he so hot and ready that he can't 
control himself and shoves it the whole way in 
and starts going to town... she meanwhile is 
moaning and groaning and shouts, 

"OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!" 

A little stunned, he says, "NO, absolutely not, a 
deals a deal!" 





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