FLASH NEWS REPORT It has been brought to our atte

FLASH NEWS REPORT

It has been brought to our attention that another reason for the delay was that the patients at DF and BI asked for a few more days to buy CTIX before the Doo-Doo hits the fan.

They have bought all the outstanding shares and there are no more left.MM's are pissed as they know they will never get the patients to sell as they have learned not to use "stop loss"trading orders by following the advice of other investors from a "chat board".

We interviewed a patient who agreed to under condition of anonymity(she doesn't want people to know how rich she'll be).She said that the patients had been following a stock chat board named Investors Hangout after hearing some employee named "Andrew" bitching about it.What they discovered was so encouraging and uplifting from the absolutely positive outlook for CTIX and Kevetrin and the HUGE level of confidence of success that we all got together and decided to buy CTIX.We also agreed to put an open order to sell our shares for no less than $51.53per share.

We have decided , when p53 activation is confirmed,to have our own CTIX contest of guessing each of our "wellness discharge date".The one who comes closest to guessing their discharge date will be awarded a lifetime voucher for Guinness and Balvenie that will be awarded by Leo at the CTIX MADE ME HEALTHY AND WEALTHY party in Hawaii. The party will be scheduled at the same time as the Investors Hangout 'CTIX MADE ME WEALTHY party.

Andrew will not be invited.He will be scheduled to arrive the day after to "clean up the beach"

NEWS AS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN  (Or did it?)