Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And,

after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya

swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin

ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her

head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out

of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hindlick

Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it! before.'