Call one of those big fancy class action law firms

Call one of those big fancy class action law firms who've been issuing press releases about suing our companies ..... chirp chirp .... Oh yeah. There are none. Maybe Bells can figure out how to make you actually screw your own company with this genius plan. By the way, just out of curiosity, who do you think is gonna end up with the most money? Please fill in the top three: __________, __________, and __________.