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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up

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Posted On: 07/09/2014 4:24:47 PM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl father answers and invites him in.

"Carrie's not ready yet, so sit down for a mo?" he says. "That's really cool,” says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they may go to the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if she gets a chance!"

Well this made Bobby's eyes light up, and he immediately revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father,"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!"


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