Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar
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Posted On: 07/03/2014 11:37:37 AM
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Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details.
"I tell you it's spelled W-O-O-M," the first said loudly.
"No no, no, NOOO" the second protested. "It's W-0-O-0-M!."
"You're both wrong," the third ventured. "I say it's W-O-O-M-B."
A gynecologist passing spoke up. "You're getting close," she told them. "Actually, it's W-O-M-B." They stared at her a moment, then stared at each other.
Finally one spoke: "Madam," he said, "it's obvious that you've never heard an elephant fart."
"I tell you it's spelled W-O-O-M," the first said loudly.
"No no, no, NOOO" the second protested. "It's W-0-O-0-M!."
"You're both wrong," the third ventured. "I say it's W-O-O-M-B."
A gynecologist passing spoke up. "You're getting close," she told them. "Actually, it's W-O-M-B." They stared at her a moment, then stared at each other.
Finally one spoke: "Madam," he said, "it's obvious that you've never heard an elephant fart."
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