Bordynuik's proprietary Magic Scam algorithm:
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Step one: Promise phony partnerships and sales that are soon to happen by the next quarter.
Step two: Create new phony problem as excuse for failing all promises made to investors previous quarter. Give deadline for new phony problem to be fixed.
Step three: Have the +$250K/yr boy genius "fix" phony problem ahead of schedule, and tout his awesome achievement to distract investors from five years of a 100% failure-rate and 99% loss in share price.
Step four: See if saps respond on message boards with renewed hopes fired up on this non-news, encouraging others to load up on "cheapies" at these "bargain" prices. Pat self on back, and browse new Cadillac models online for rest of day.
Return to Step-1 and repeat until bankrupt or suspended.