Susan was in her late thirties and still not marri
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Posted On: 06/23/2014 1:41:12 PM
Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a
hard time meeting
men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she
decided to
place an ad in the personals in the newspaper. She wrote:
"Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent
in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one
day she was
doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked
upstairs to
answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no
legs.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"
She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."
"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for
you. I have no
arms so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you."
"But are you good in bed?", she asked.
He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!"
hard time meeting
men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she
decided to
place an ad in the personals in the newspaper. She wrote:
"Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent
in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one
day she was
doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked
upstairs to
answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no
legs.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"
She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."
"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for
you. I have no
arms so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can never leave you."
"But are you good in bed?", she asked.
He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!"
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NASDAQ DIP and RIP
Here is the best word that describes what i do here.
Intuitive;
means having the ability to understand or know something without any direct evidence or reasoning process.
I was born with it, I'm truly blessed!
Alway's searching for winners'