I have a few stupid and possibly annoying question

I have a few stupid and possibly annoying questions.

I get the jist of Shorting but im not sure what or how it works or anything like that. Could someone explain it to me?

Has anyone heard anything from JR that they're keeping close to the chest orrrrr just dont want the ihub cockmongers to see?

What sort of clout does this office thing hold? could it actually be damaging?

i think i have more but im at work so this is all i can type with my boss around