Expired WallMart wings I toke back spent some time

Expired WallMart wings I toke back spent some time at the river trying to catch a turtle for the grill......this is plan B......lol

Some reason they don't like JuneBugs so I jumped in after the turtles man there fast I hit the bottom and now I was stuck in three feet of mud and my cell phone is on the bank. Did I really need turtle I'm thinking. So after three hours trying to get to the bank that was only two feet away from me my cell phone ringing......HELP !!!

I finally made it , exhausted from my mud bath it hits me!! WallMart had turtles little ones about the size of a quarter thats the ticket I said.

Toke three hour's to get the mud pack off ,made it back to WallMart ran in hoping the little turtles were still in there and they were I bought everyone of them about three dozen or so......perfect I said . Get home plan C is coming along now I'm happy I fire up the grill gona be a perfect day couldn't get any better I said.

I couldn't watch there cute little faces so I lay them face down on the hot grill grates as fast as I could slammed the lid down and ran......I couldn't stand there and listen to them cry.......

After about a hour I show up with fancy basting sauce I found in the fridg ready to bast my turtles and turn for good grill marks.....must have presentation on the plate baby..

I lift the lid and suddenly I was attacked by thirty or so pissed off turtles imported from China I was bitten on my feet and ankles nose all over my face and bit one nipple clean off both eyes swallon shut, I had to rushed to the hospital ......my wife was pissed.

She animal control they managed to catch one turtle they couldn't believe how fast they were.....animal control asked her where did the turtle come from......she said WallMart...animal control. ..Yikes!!

Come to find out they were snapping turtles......not grilling turtles.
Later my wife picked me up from emergency got home and we had grilled hot dogs.
.....have a nice weekend gang.