Nice, whenever I try to make dinner, the wife does

Nice, whenever I try to make dinner, the wife doesn't like it because I don't clean as I go, plus I'm invading her space...which is fine because the big tv is in the front room, but on the other hand I don't get to watch the hockey playoffs because it will be a dark day in hell for her to miss that silly Nancy Grace or any singing show that's on and heaven forbid I try to DVR a game...can't because there is always 2 programs being recorded but she does understand when college football starts and my beloved UTES are on that's what we watch. See I wear the pants in this family as long as she tells me which ones...lol