Up in Heaven, G-d was feeling tired. He had been
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really busy lately. Anyway, St. Peter suggests
he should go on vacation.
"Where?" rants G-d, "I created everything! I know
what everything is!!"
"How about Venus?"
"Nahh, that's too stormy!"
"Mars?"
"Too hot and too cold!"
"Well," replies St. Peter, "Earth is a nice place.
You could go there."
"Ohh no! Not Earth!" says G-d, "I went there
about two thousand years ago, screwed
some chick, and they're still talking about it!"