I got an invite to the Highland Games this Labo

I got an invite to the Highland Games this Labor Day for the Caber Toss...They Informed me I had to wear a "Skirt"....I said...."Ah What??? they said "Don't Worry Laddy, It's Plad" "Checkered For You If Ya Like"....I said, "What Kinda Pints Will We Be Consumin"???? They Said" Ya Gotta Toss You're Pole First" then we get to the "Pints"....I Replied" Which Caber Do I Toss"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_games

Regards

Sunny:> ))