How to post on a Yahoo message board (or iHub) I
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I # Do not post after just opening a beer. Wait until after you have finished a second beer. The idea is to be a little bit drunk.
2 # If you are drinking wine, drink at least half the bottle. again, the idea is to be a little bit drunk.
3 # If you are drinking hard liquor, continue.
4 # If you don't drink, then eat or drink a lot of something that contains aspartame. It will cause brain damage.
5 # Shut off your spell checker.
6 # Respond to all posts with one to three word answers such as "Yeah" or "Your an idiot".
7 # Only post old, third hand information.
8 # Cut and paste incomplete quotes from Wikipedia as "your reliable source".
9 # For cultural references, use shows from MTV, any show featuring "Housewives of---", or Micheal Bay Movies.
10 # CAPITALIZE EVERY LETTER AND USE MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOUR YELLING!!!!!!!!!!