I always wanted to scuba dive and I've been a carp

I always wanted to scuba dive and I've been a carpenter my whole life maybe this is a match made in Heaven! I know if someone told me to jump in the water with a chain saw and cut down a tree I could do it , I know what we can do I will wear lead boots and walk around on the bottom and cut the trees and you guys pull them up to shore ,LOL Seek1st