One day a man decided to buy a farm. He went up to

One day a man decided to buy a farm. He went up to a house where a man was
selling a farm. The man said "Yeah I'll sell it to you,but first there are
four things you need to know: a rooster is called a cock,a wagon is called a
pullet,a donkey is called an ass and when the donkey starts acting up all you
have to do is smack it." Within a couple of days the man had the farm. He
was walking down the road with the rooster,donkey and wagon. When all of a
sudden his donkey starts acting up.
He looks up and sees a woman approaching him. He stops the woman and says,
"Excuse me miss,will you hold my cock and pullet while i smack my ass?"