Calm down... sloooooowwwwly back away from the led

Calm down... sloooooowwwwly back away from the ledge... the water is too cold in the Hudson if those makeshift wings don't work.... or even worse, if you catch a good wind and that gorilla glue holds up, you could make it all the way to Newark... wouldn't want you landing there... you'll need a lot more than Xanaxxxxxxxxx.... I am assuming you're on the south side of the GWB.... (Upper or lower level??? ~ LOL)