More Haha's ... Italian style. Q: Why did the
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More Haha's ... Italian style.
Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: Forget about it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew?
A: Olive Garden
Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia?
A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.
Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye?
A: "BANG"!
Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish?
A: A social climber.
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: A pastatute.
Q: How does every Italian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
Q: What do you call a Roman with a cold?
A: Julius Sneezer
Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: Forget about it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew?
A: Olive Garden
Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia?
A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.
Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye?
A: "BANG"!
Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish?
A: A social climber.
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: A pastatute.
Q: How does every Italian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
Q: What do you call a Roman with a cold?
A: Julius Sneezer
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