Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear o

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was
piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the
mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this,"
she sighed.

"Look on the bright side," I suggested. "If I go first, you can
put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the
stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me."

Still staring at the pile, she said, "Nah. Whoever would want all
this stuff wouldn't be my type."