It was really something else, man!" said the cadet

It was really something else, man!" said the cadet policeman to his partner. "When I was off duty Saturday night, I went to this big party, see, and pretty soon I noticed this fabulous little bird giving me the eye. Then she asked me to take her home. And just as soon as we were in the car, she unzipped me and went right down on the old fella - and I still didn't even know her name." "So what did you do?" asked the other cop. "Well, I figured this was one situation where I'd shoot first and ask questions afterward."