Retirement Investment If you had purchased $1,000.

Retirement Investment

If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth........$49.00.

If you had invested $1,000.00 in Enron, you would have $16.50 left of
the original investment.

With WorldCom, you would have less then $5.00 left of the $1,000.00
investment.

BUT, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, and turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00!

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.