The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the dese
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, ,both fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies."I see millions of stars." "What that tell you ?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerfull and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologcally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"What's it tell you Tonto/" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,"Kemo Sabe you dumber than buffalo shit,
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN TENT".